So here's the deal, some people can tie their tongue in a knot, some people can tie their shoes in a know, some people get married and tie the knot, but here's how I roll.
See, while I sleep I twirl my hair, and over the past six months I've gotten pretty darn good at it, so good that I woke up one morning last week and I had tied my hair in a knot, but not even a knot so much as a pretty little circle bow.
Awesome? Yes. God-given talent? You decide.