I'm Not A Punk, Or Maybe I Am

So yesterday I was chillin up in Bucktown in my new outfit - did a little shopping, got a bit tipsy with an afternoon martini, the whole bit

About 2:30 I decided to hit up Silver Cloud for one of the best grilled cheese sandwiches in the city. After taking off my hat I was approached by a guy named Howard Beckman who claimed to be a bigtime music executive. We exchanged some initial pleasantries and then he said to me, "Finley, with that hair-do, you could be the lead singer in a punk band," to which I responded, "Mr. Beckman, no offense, but with this hair-do, I can be just about anything. "