Okay, so Part II, here we go. On Saturday we were walking through downtown Saugutuk and we saw these guys playing the guitar on the back deck of a bar so we headed on in. After one song the dude said he would take requests so I wanted to tell him to play Country Roads but I needed Mom up there with me for a little support because there were a lot of people there.
So he and his buddy played it and though it wasn't John Denver it was good enough for me to get my dance moves on for everyone.
On the way out Dad and Colin saw some pirate dude named Morgan that they knew, I think from Sophomore year at Marquette or something like that. So they did this stupid pose and Dad even made Mabel do it and he told me to stay away from that pirate when I turn 21... pure Michigan? How bout pure silliness?
And then on Sunday before we left we stopped at the beach so I could play in the water and collect awesome rocks and throw other ones into Lake Michigan.
But back to Saturday (I know you've all been waiting for this for a few days now). So we're walking back towards the car and I'm in the stroller and this cooky lady had these parrots out on the street. So whatever, the bird was cool and she put him on my stroller on the bars in front of me and he was walking back and forth and I thought it was pretty funny...
So it was all good and then I'm like, wait a minute... what the... ?
Wait, what was that, was that... HE POOPED ON ME! Yeah, no joke, right on my pants leg! In case you didn't hear me the first time - THE PARROT POOPED ON MY LEG!
It was vomit-worthy and Pure Michigan became Pure Disgustingness. So that's it - Dad is off the hook for locking me in the car, this is now the single worst episode of my life; being dumped on by a parrot. Hey Jimmy Buffet, why don't you write a song about that!
