I'm The Bomb

I know, but I just can't help it, and I've decided to join the fray. When my heroes are lyrical geniuses like Eminem and Lupe Fiasco, I don't just want to listen to those threatening rap lyrics, I want to play the part.

So from here on out, I'm not gonna be Finley anymore. Nope, I'm gonna have a rapper name. You know, like 50 Cent, Dr. Dre, Biggie... yep, out on the menacing streets of Palos Park I'm gonna be known as F-Bomb, cuz when I rap, it's like an explosion of sound.

I've also decided I'm gonna let my jeans ride low, like all the little gangstas in Compton.
And I'm gonna learn all the words to "Ice, Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice, and I'm gonna say things like, "What up, dog?"
And that's just how it's gonna be. Word to your mother.