McCauley Culkin, possession of marijuana
The Godfather of Soul, domestic violence
I know what you're thinking right now - this post is ludicrous... I mean, James Brown and the kid from Home Alone? Where could this possibly be going?? And so I say to my readers - read on.Kidd Rock, assault at a Waffle House restaurant (I mean, you talk about white trash) ((at first I thought this was Jesus's mugshot but then I remembered the Big J was quite committed to the Ten Commandments so it probably wasn't him))
Chicagoan and bigtime Blackhawks fan Vince Vaughn, barfight (looks in this photo like he spent a weekend up at Marquette)
Finley Ames Skertich, arrested for fighting at daycare... with a bookcase. Ran through the room, tripped, and just hit that sucker head on. (bookcase won the fight)
It's been quite the past thirty days - let's review:-Fin, double ear infection
-Mom, chest cold
-Dad, stomach flu
-Finley, after double ear infection goes away, right ear infection returns
-Dad, 2- week chest cold
-Finley, 2-week chest cold
-Finley, stomach flu
-Mom & Fin, slipped down 4-5 stairs, I landed on my head (I'm fine), Mom landed on her tailbone and had to visit Triage to check on the baby (everyone's fine, just a little sore)
-Fin, smashed head off of bookcase at daycare
Apparently things don't come in threes in this house, they come in nines.
